Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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