That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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