Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So here I am, sexting at work.
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