What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm just crazy horny about you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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