Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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