so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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