I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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