Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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