I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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