she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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