Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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