Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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