yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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