have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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