so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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