Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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