For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
organizing the empties. That sober.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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