he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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