I need help removing her.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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