i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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