I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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