East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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