Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
