all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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