walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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