Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
