I'm really into asian looking animals
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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