Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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