He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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