I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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