6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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