I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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