Can Purell be used as lube?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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