I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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