We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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