So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I need you to use more vowels.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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