phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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