Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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