is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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