this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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