Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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