I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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