Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
do nipples grow back?
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