i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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