If i come over, it means nothing
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
