OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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