she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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