Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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