bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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