the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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