can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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