I wanna bring you to show and tell
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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