I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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