How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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