With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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